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面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的数据.... " x6 J6 v* C: W
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。 . q1 V! G0 ~( o1 S
& n( m- G) o2 P4 L姓名：English or Chinese? ' v$ P6 O2 t+ N0 I, M
年龄：Confidential % U8 C1 r: y- F$ b
身高：Not related to the job
K( o+ Y+ L- t( A( c体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
( o8 l* @; }* O1 [2 V) d/ N居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific ! X! L x% b7 \3 f4 A* [( M
电话：Ericsson
$ E! P# R V: G* e- J电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
6 U F: c9 F. F- k' Z4 {上班时间：the shorter the better
# w2 q: ?1 b) Z; _: s应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls - H: ]! \% R6 F& z
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
/ i1 ]; D$ G4 {语言能力：fluent in bullshits * Y; y7 A/ C, w/ Z- E3 z
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
: e3 q5 L$ S+ W# b8 j! g生日：正月初七 s! J0 z' c4 D% G
经历：Fooling around all the time
" ~( C6 |& l+ p3 P2 z6 e8 y1 u曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
5 \* X4 B% p! I: _6 l已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
3 I( ]: a. G6 a( Y: e' \% h未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
; M% l+ X: ~2 m9 V9 S9 d2 ^希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
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